- me when i dont got this: i got this
how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn
How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?
Musicians make a lot of money from touring
when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert
yesterday with ur mom
you’re my rock…my dwayne….my johnson
mom: i love you (:
me: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
- makes post
- waits 2 seconds
- no notes
- deletes post
- packs bags
- leaves home
- builds new life in woods
- lives with shame forever
- lots of shame
- like 6 shame
Me: Ugh, I’m gaining weight.
Boyfriend: Want me to stop buying you ice cream?